GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER

What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?
Money.
 
What four letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k”, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands instead?
A fork.
 
 What does every woman have that starts with a “V” and that she can use to get what she wants?
Her voice.
 
 Every man has one. Some are big, some are small. It feels great when you blow it, but it drips if you aren’t careful. What is it?
A nose.

 I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with “c”, ends in “t”, and there’s a “u” and “n” in between them. What am i?
A coconut.
 
What’s six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.

I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
An arrow.
 
I'm the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?
A bowling ball.

What's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.

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