Well g'day all you nose whistling, two toothed gimps. It's game day!
What an absolute quality spectacle this should be. The Broncos can't defend, but tonight none of that matters because the Eels can't score. Apparently both of these teams have actually forgotten what the line (excluding at Centrelink) looks like.
The ugliest man in the world from out Penrith way has screwed with the player's heads and Things haven't been quite the same since team cohesion was jammed in a 'use four times' Coles plastic bag and shoved down a North Parramatta public toilet. None of the boys could get over Danny and George playing for another team.
Well, they're back and will this event coincide with a return to form?
Does Jai Field resemble some pissy alien off a 70's, afternoon viewing, space program?
That's for another day, but the quicker he returns to planet jfjehcjtjwiwkdj the better in my opinion.
So, who wins this enthralling battle and by how many points?
Who will be MOM?
PLAY QUITE WELL EELS!