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Who’s your five most toughest players of all time?

Posted this blog. Last reply by BE STONE COLD Sep 18 38 Replies

I was just thinking who’s the five most toughest footy players in the past forty odd years? Mine are5: Adrian Morley, that bloke gotta be one of my favourite pommy players. He took it hard, took no…Continue

Tags: madashatters, nuts, tough

Faretheewell to a great player, Sam Thaiday

Posted this blog. Last reply by Monster Eel Sep 1 11 Replies

Over the years I’ve watched Sammy Thaiday play and admired him for his style. Yes, he was a grub. Yes he is a Queenslander and yes he’d played 302 games for the Mules but hands down I respect and…Continue

Tags: stillhateqld, retirement, Thaiday

Billy Slater and Cam Smith

Posted this blog. Last reply by The Eeel Jul 16 10 Replies

Billy Slater and Cam Smith standing on a beach one day and Smith says to Slater”Hey, look Billy, there’s a dead seagull.”And Billy looks to the sky and says “Where?””Continue

Ferguson to Eels?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Eelectric Power Jun 28 13 Replies

just read that Blake Ferguson is in talks with Parra about a possible move out West. Wouldn’t be a bad addition since we are lacking in some speed on the wing. George Jennings on one wing, Ferguson…Continue

Tags: bringbscksemi, haynestillsucks, Ferguson

 

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Latest Activity

Monster Eel replied to BlackSheep's discussion 'Resignings &little recruitment drive ...'
"Did Fergo played for the eels? And yet I swore I saw him this year in the Roosters colours"
yesterday
Monster Eel replied to james sawyer's discussion 'Hayne'
"Does he need some blades?"
yesterday
Monster Eel replied to james sawyer's discussion 'Hayne'
"Oh no! Think of the children! We can’t let the Plum Fairy leave? Who are we gonna blame now...oh that’s right, we got Norman and Moses...Yea, piss off Hack, go on and don’t slam the door!"
yesterday
Monster Eel replied to colin hussey's discussion 'Eels won't cop paying for stadium splurge madness, so why should we?'
"What a waste of tax payers money"
yesterday
Monster Eel replied to Outrunna's discussion 'Who is the secret transgender player in the Nrl?'
"Frankie Fong"
Wednesday
Monster Eel replied to Outrunna's discussion 'Who is the secret transgender player in the Nrl?'
" Billy Slater"
Wednesday
Monster Eel replied to Oliver Bou Farhat's discussion 'Hayne to the Dragons ?'
"I heard here in Alaska that Hayne signed up to play Ice Hockey...as the puck"
Wednesday
Monster Eel replied to donald cook's discussion 'its seems to be the time of year for Rumours..........'
"Does this mean we get to sing that Monty Python song ‘I like Chinese ‘? "
Monday
Monster Eel replied to Bazza ‘Mr ANALyst' B's discussion 'Salmon in hot water'
"There’s something very fishy about this"
Monday
Monster Eel replied to Snake's discussion 'Who's the Camel Jockey?'
"Like that joke about the bloke rides the camel into the bar and the Barman says ‘you can’t have that thing in here,’ then the camel replies ‘ aww com’on, he doesn’t shit that much.’"
Monday
Monster Eel replied to Matttheunicorn's discussion 'Snake'
"Not after that image I'm not. Wonder if he pooped it out afterwards? Hey mattthewankingunicorneunich, did you manage to get that double decker toy bus out of your rectum? I hear Coach is willing to give a hand"
Sunday
Monster Eel replied to Matttheunicorn's discussion 'Snake'
"Oh great thanks for that image. Now I’m forever haunted by a fat kid, naked with a matchbox car shoved halfway up his arse, and squealing like a pig at the same time."
Sunday
Monster Eel replied to Bazza ‘Mr ANALyst' B's discussion 'Salmon in hot water'
"He saw Coach/Gary in a ballroom dress?"
Oct 14
Monster Eel replied to Bazza ‘Mr ANALyst' B's discussion 'Salmon in hot water'
"I knew someone who done that but it wasn’t in Sydney, London, smashed into three cars but didn’t flip it. Wasn’t my fault, I thought I saw David Bowie walking down the street. As it turned out, it was a garbo collector."
Oct 14
Monster Eel replied to Bazza ‘Mr ANALyst' B's discussion 'Salmon in hot water'
"Maybe he saw a Bush Pig who was flashing her bra at him? That distracted him and the next minute he flipped the car and the flashing Bush Pig came rushing over and gave him mouth to...uh...mouth?"
Oct 14
Monster Eel replied to Matttheunicorn's discussion 'Snake'
"Suddenly this blog has gone soooooooo quiet that a tumbleweed just rolled by. Looks like mattthewankingunicorn ran out of tissues or something? Or...was he caught by mummy as he was entertaining himself with the five finger boogie and is now banned…"
Oct 14

Profile Information

Occupation/Job/Role
Journalist/Film Maker
Favourite Player/s:
Gutho
Favourite Eels Moment/s
Winning the 81, 82, 84 gf
Do/have you play footy (If so for who, when, position, etc)?
No
What changes would you make if you were Eels coach
None
Favourite music/movies/tv shows:
Stones,
Lucififer
Walking Dead

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