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The Real #Walkaway

Posted this blog. Last reply by Tad Living in a world of spin Jul 3 2 Replies

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XPY5P0TaC4kHumungus V. Max Rockatansky (1981). Straka is Humungus. Continue


Posted this blog. Last reply by Tad Living in a world of spin Apr 13 31 Replies

Cory Norman said in an interview we have lost 3 matches scoring the same amount of tries but conceding penalties. I checked the stats and the story ain’t pretty: the Eels have conceded 12 from 12…Continue

The Scott/Taka/King Problem

Posted this blog. Last reply by Monsieur Eel Mar 13 53 Replies

Was the Penrith loss was down to Scott, Taka and King. Some evidence to help us decide ... So I watched that 2nd half again while on the recombinant bike at home. Notepad in hand. Serious geek stuff…Continue

NRL360 & Hayne

Posted this blog. Last reply by Muttman Feb 10 36 Replies

I was watching NRL360 on Monday night and decided to accept Ben Ikin’s request that fans could email the show if they had any questions. My question was why they treated Cartwright so differently to…Continue


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Prof. Daz replied to mammojo "Not so Unicorn"'s discussion 'The PC fuktard brigade strikes again'
"In other news, while many right wingers were worried about the damage being done by renaming mansize tissues extra large tissues, and too many lefties claimed the renaming as some kind of victory, one in five Australian corporations continued to…"
4 hours ago
Prof. Daz replied to Bup's discussion 'Fergo'
"Poppa, I heard we also signed the Hulk as an interchange prop. Apparently he has super human strength and speed but has to be subbed off every now and then for some obvious reasons. Some Eels fans who shall remain nameless but are from the Death…"
Oct 1
Prof. Daz replied to Bup's discussion 'Fergo'
"What Tonii said, Fong.  Anyone NOT being a death rider can see Fergo is a good bet to replace what we lost with Semi, of a proven try scorer who is also excellent at first carries.  At the Eels we all know anything can go bad if given the…"
Oct 1
Prof. Daz replied to Bup's discussion 'Fergo'
"Geez, some are hard to please! At this particular moment Fergo just won the Dally M Winger of the Year and a Premiership where he played half a game with a fractured fibula.  He’s at the top of his game. It’s not like when we signed…"
Oct 1
Prof. Daz replied to Horo Movie's discussion 'Munster cleared for kicking Manu'
"Apparently it was a $1400 fine. At least we now know you can deliberately kick a player in the head, or shoulder charge them over the sideline, and still play the next week. Or is that only if you’re dressed in purple? i think Nitram said it…"
Oct 1
Prof. Daz replied to Phil Mann's discussion 'Billy Slater'
"1) Because Billy Slater’s initials are BS 2) Because BS cries foul to milk penalties. All. The. Time.  3) Because BS is to rugby league fans other than QLD’ers and Storm fans what Collingwood is to non-Collingwood AFL fans. A victim…"
Oct 1
Prof. Daz replied to Poppa's discussion 'Due Diligence, Hypocrisy and the first stage of the review.'
"I know nothing about O’Neill, but I do know the Eels Board could have got Warren Buffet to manage the place and still certain 1Eyedeel members would say the sky is falling. "
Sep 30
Prof. Daz replied to Chief's discussion 'Reports - Arthur given until round 10'
"I think it reasonable to review the coach 1/3 of the way through the season of his final year, given that the Boards position at that point of 2019 will be “he led the team to the spoon in 2018, top 4 in 2017, and out of finals contention the…"
Sep 30
Prof. Daz replied to fake midget's discussion 'My apology'
"Fake Midget, it sounds like things have not been easy. I’m sure it’s therefore not pleasant when an outlet, an Eels forum that should be about strangers who happen to be fans of a footy team and enjoy interacting with their fellow fans,…"
Sep 29
Prof. Daz replied to fake midget's discussion 'My apology'
"Khagan, I disagree. The story, while intimately revealing, took some courage to write and reminds folks that real people are behind the posts. "
Sep 29
Prof. Daz replied to fake midget's discussion 'My apology'
"Well said, EelsAgeMe. "
Sep 29
Prof. Daz replied to fake midget's discussion 'My apology'
"Poppa, an alternative explanation of the the site owner’s quietness in the face of site exits is simply exasperation and deliberating upon just giving up? We all know what and who are behind the often rotten tone of exchanges, but I imagine…"
Sep 29
Prof. Daz replied to Snake's discussion 'Name Your Teams In All The Sports You Follow.'
"Ban Snake! He just told us he does not support any of the national teams like the Kangaroos or Jillaroos, Socceroos or Matilda’s, Wallabies, Olyroos, and so on.  Clearly, Snake’s abject failure to support Australia’s national…"
Sep 27
Prof. Daz replied to George stefano's discussion 'Who could I be'
"Who do you want to be? Maybe someone who realized anonymous avatars are fine but fake ones are just stoopid"
Sep 27
Prof. Daz replied to Wile E. Coyote's discussion 'Problem with Slater’s Defence at Judiciary'
"Poppa, I gotta agree with Col on this one ... PS: your analogy of the 360 degree track might work as an objection if not for a Rugby League field being a RECTANGLE. As Col said, FFS you ball blah blah!"
Sep 24
Prof. Daz replied to Kramerica's discussion 'The Great Australian Housing Bubble'
"Precisely, Kram. A friend of mine is currently fully extended and works in finance. They are currently aiming to either refinance thru the bank of inheritance or rent out the home and rent elsewhere in a tree change. I doubt they are alone in…"
Sep 24

Profile Information

Favourite Player/s:
Bert Kenny, The Guru
Favourite Eels Moment/s
Being at our grand final triumps
Do/have you play footy (If so for who, when, position, etc)?
For Bundeena and Quirindi, full-back and wing, in the 80's. Sometimes at lock, because for some reason I could tackle even though I was a little bugger back then.
What changes would you make if you were Eels coach
Ask for free reign to build the team for the long-term.
What changes would you make if you were Eels CEO?
None, I'd probably be at Starbucks on my iPhone doing shit all.
Favourite music/movies/tv shows:
Anything to do with space.
3 Random Facts About Me
Parramatta Tragic.
Ride a Harley to compensate.
Teach at a University.

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Happy Birthday Buddy.....Have a Fantastic Day..........

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