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Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM"'s Blogs

BRONCOS 1/3. I LOVE IT!

Posted this blog. Last reply by The Ape Mar 17 21 Replies

Broncos are shaping up to be the disappointment of 2017?I have only watched their last 2 games but it is blatanly obvious the refs are doing everything they can to get the Bronx a win.Last week a forward pass (at least 1 1/2 metres) allowed them to…Continue

2017 - ORF SEEZUN MALADY ALERT.

Posted this blog. Last reply by CarloEEL2 Mar 16 38 Replies

Dear fellow 1 Eyed Eel members                                        THIS IS  AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE                                       Do not disregard this warning.It has come to the notice of the 1EE medical staff that this…Continue

What is the Club's attitude toward it's fans?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Feb 9 105 Replies

DISCUSSION BLOG - NOT A CRITICISM (YET)I have had occasion to contact the club on a couple of issues I believe are important - surprisingly if you phone the club they have adopted the new modern approach - put it into an email and we will get back…Continue

Let's get this right.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Bup Dec 22, 2016 25 Replies

As I will not be available to convey my wishes to all and sundry  during the period of festivities I am enclosing my wishes to you all early.This is particularly directed to our inimitable Wizard's Sleeve whom I know will appreciate the content…Continue

Will these F***ING Idiots never learn?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Dec 19, 2016 31 Replies

Almost didn't get to write this blog.Coming down the Bruce Highway this morning (that;s in QueeRZland) doing 100 k on inside of 3 lanes.Little red Ford in centre lane doing about 95 k suddenly swerves (almost uncontrollably) into my lane.Thank Fuk…Continue

DROP BEAR HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Poppa (old people rock) Jan 16 179 Replies

The family requested this news not be broadcast until they had contacted family overseas and around the country.To all of the people that have been praying and sending their wishes, my family and I would like to extend our deepest and most heartfelt…Continue

Why Brad Arthur has to GO !

Posted this blog. Last reply by Slugg Aug 29, 2016 107 Replies

It is patently obvious that Brad Arthur has NO IDEA when it comes to recruitment and retention of players.Look at his latest moves with out halves and hooker situation.NO ONE OF QUALITY is available so he has re-signed Isaac De Gois and brought in…Continue

I can't believe it.

Posted this blog. Last reply by nudger Aug 10, 2016 61 Replies

I think this site is losing it completely.Jarryd Hayne hits a ref with a shoulder during the game and gets off scott free and NO ONE - NO ONE has started a rant about the inconsistency of the NRL's (lack) of Integrity Unit clearing him.NO ONE has…Continue

What is really behind the Blues snubbing Jennings after winning the match for them?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Jul 14, 2016 19 Replies

                                                                                                                             ?Continue

Its time to stand up and applaud.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Tad "living in a world of spin" Jul 9, 2016 38 Replies

I should have done the intelligent thing and just repeated the blog title as my blog - but I am too dumb to know how to do that successfully.For some time now I have not given up on bagging Brad Arthur as NOT being up to the job as head coach at the…Continue

 

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Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Eel for life's discussion 'We need a hooker. Get peats back asap'
"Peats was never an 80 minute player - what advantage would he be? Pritchard topped out tackle count, just like Peats used to do."
8 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Braeden Kelly's discussion 'Gutho'
"Breaden for an imbecile you really are a special kind of fuckwit. Didn't you do this same blog last week? Norman was trying way too hard tonight and NOT trusting the rest of the team - he had a shocker - BUT NO - you pick on Gutherson."
9 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Captain C. Normz's discussion 'Eels vs Sharks (Round 4) OFFICIAL MATCH DAY BLOG'
"1st half handling errors Eels 12/20 - Sharks 12/19 and we go to the sheds 2 tries to 1 down. Ours was purely the luck of the bounce."
9 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Captain C. Normz's discussion 'Eels vs Sharks (Round 4) OFFICIAL MATCH DAY BLOG'
"Sorry Muttman but imo you could not be more wrong. Yes the Sharks played well - HOWEVER - we were falt with no cohesion, dropped almost as many balls as we caught (possibly more) and we never put ourselves in the game. I am beginning to think we…"
9 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Captain C. Normz's discussion 'Eels vs Sharks (Round 4) OFFICIAL MATCH DAY BLOG'
"Thank you Fuuuuuui - he makes Goose sound intelligent. I thought it was the footy making me nauseas until I hit the mute button."
9 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Michael Ericson's discussion 'Some shocking Refs calls that half'
"We were VERY lucky to only be 6 behind at half time. Extremely unimpressed with what I saw. I think I can now understand why so many last week were calling our performance similar to 2013. Can't quite put my finger on it but you would almost…"
9 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Captain C. Normz's discussion 'Eels vs Sharks (Round 4) OFFICIAL MATCH DAY BLOG'
"Hmmmmm - more to dislike about this performance than there is to like. Sloppy, undisciplined, not overly interested plus lack of cohesion. Hmmmmmmm."
10 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Vincent Vega Serial Killer's discussion 'Vave primed for Eels debut'
"Vave was possibly the best Moanly forward last year. Hope he brought that form with him."
14 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Ron's discussion 'Parramatta Eels CEO Bernie Gurr uses lessons NBA, NFL franchises to rebuild NRL powerhouse'
"Ummmmmm - NAH - leave that first comment alone Mushy. The best part about getting OLDE is our failing eyesight - no one looks ugly then Carlo. All touch and feel."
14 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Captain C. Normz's discussion 'Eels vs Sharks (Round 4) OFFICIAL MATCH DAY BLOG'
"We signed Bird you Dark dork SHEESH - some people are never satisfied."
14 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Captain C. Normz's discussion 'Eels vs Sharks (Round 4) OFFICIAL MATCH DAY BLOG'
"So who are the players you think should be in the team? Who do you think should be out? All well and good to make these all encompassing comments, but if you don't back it up with reasonable evidence then you are simply talking for the sake of…"
17 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Captain C. Normz's discussion 'Eels vs Sharks (Round 4) OFFICIAL MATCH DAY BLOG'
"Out of curiosity, do you always tip the Eels to win? Capt could be to the Eels as Wally Wanka is to the Bronx mamm."
18 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Captain C. Normz's discussion 'Eels vs Sharks (Round 4) OFFICIAL MATCH DAY BLOG'
"Truly"
18 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Captain C. Normz's discussion 'Eels vs Sharks (Round 4) OFFICIAL MATCH DAY BLOG'
"Right - now did you call me a D**K or a D**K? Don't want this to get personal - I mean this is our first date you know."
18 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Captain C. Normz's discussion 'Eels vs Sharks (Round 4) OFFICIAL MATCH DAY BLOG'
"The Raiders gifted that game to the Bronx Poppa, almost a duplication of the Storm trying to give them a win. I would be very surprised if the Raiders had a 50% completion rate. Stuart's team have ALL had problems hanging onto the ball. That…"
18 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Captain C. Normz's discussion 'Eels vs Sharks (Round 4) OFFICIAL MATCH DAY BLOG'
"Did you manage to count that on 1 hand Legend? Mickey Mouse can."
18 hours ago

Profile Information

Occupation/Job/Role
Cynic - shit stirrer - Politically inccorect GOM.
Favourite Player/s:
EELS
Favourite Eels Moment/s
WINNING
Do/have you play footy (If so for who, when, position, etc)?
Played school boy Union as breakaway and 2nd row. Played Northmead under 18's same positions. Played high school rep (Combined high schools - syd) Missed out on Aust Schoolboys union team(JUST) League - Western subs business houses league at Rydalmere. 2nd row, centre. Trialled with Parra 1969 (70?) and got smashed up in car accident before cementing a spot.
What changes would you make if you were Eels coach
Teach the guys how to win.
What changes would you make if you were Eels CEO?
Blow it up -start all over again.
See, they listened to ME!
Favourite music/movies/tv shows:
Varied
3 Random Facts About Me
Love my RL and have only ever supported the EELS. My heart breaks when the team just don't show up for a game.
Will let you know if I don't like something.

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At 7:02pm on January 16, 2017, jamesy said…

At 6:26pm on February 25, 2015, Carloeel said…
Happy bday col , hope u have had a great day :-))
At 3:20am on February 25, 2015, Always An Eel said…

Happy birthday col have good day champ 

At 2:09pm on December 8, 2013, Eeluminati said…

Every time I see your profile pic it trips me out, looks like a dude banging a chick doggy

At 7:23pm on February 25, 2013, Parrakeet said…

The MMM (magic mushroom man) was'nt going to post anything for a while and then I see your the birthday boy.  Many happies you.   Your feathered friend xxxoo

At 9:36am on December 20, 2012, SchnitzelKilt said…

Sorry Col. Was gonna make you a christmas hat for your avatar but it seems u beat me to it. in any Case Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year to you!

At 10:54am on September 4, 2012, Parrakeet said…

Mushroom I am glad the eagle has landed.  I hope you had a great time in the big smoke. I thought you behaved reasonably well for Mad Monday.  Nice to put another face to blog. Look forward to better times soon.

At 2:55pm on March 22, 2012, Rosemont said…

lol, you sound like the incredible hulk, you wouldnt like me when im angry lol.

keep up the good work Colin

At 5:45pm on April 16, 2011, Brad Hanns said…
Colin you go say that to hindmarsh see what happens.
At 5:44pm on April 16, 2011, Brad Hanns said…

Hey Colin

You go say that hindmarsh see what happens.

 
 
 

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