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Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM"'s Blogs

Jersey Day - Eels promote the cause.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Sep 1 2 Replies

Tonight's game has an added extra.Eels are leading the way on and off the field.…Continue

ARTHUR DEMANDS MORE DESIRE AND KILLER INSTINCT.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Joseph Aug 31 15 Replies

I really like what I am hearing form the Bush Coach.Bushies are a tough lot.http://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2017/08/31/arthur_demands_more_.htmlContinue

Phil you are getting ripped off.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Aug 20 45 Replies

Now I know we have had several (way too many) blogs on the subject of this site's deficiencies - HOWEVER - You are getting ripped off Phil if you are paying for the displeasure.How come you can go into some pages without difficulty and post - BUT -…Continue

Did you know? DonateLife Week. Best kept secret.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Aug 7 10 Replies

NRL, AFL and FFA combine with government for Donate Life Week.This is probably one of the best kept secrets to date.After the efforts of Eels and Dogs supporters to attempt to achieve an Organ Donor Awareness round with representations to the Eels,…Continue

THAT'S IT - I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS SITE - FAREWELL.

Posted this blog. Last reply by slip "I'm a football hooligan" Apr 5 51 Replies

Like all good sooks before me I am going to have my RANT and bid you all farewell.I am sooooooooooo sick and tired of being OUT SOOKED on here - CRIKEY, even some of my best insults are being laughed off by you lot of whingers.I CAN'T TAKE IT…Continue

BRONCOS 1/3. I LOVE IT!

Posted this blog. Last reply by The Ape Mar 17 21 Replies

Broncos are shaping up to be the disappointment of 2017?I have only watched their last 2 games but it is blatanly obvious the refs are doing everything they can to get the Bronx a win.Last week a forward pass (at least 1 1/2 metres) allowed them to…Continue

2017 - ORF SEEZUN MALADY ALERT.

Posted this blog. Last reply by CarloEEL2 Mar 16 38 Replies

Dear fellow 1 Eyed Eel members                                        THIS IS  AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE                                       Do not disregard this warning.It has come to the notice of the 1EE medical staff that this…Continue

What is the Club's attitude toward it's fans?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Feb 9 105 Replies

DISCUSSION BLOG - NOT A CRITICISM (YET)I have had occasion to contact the club on a couple of issues I believe are important - surprisingly if you phone the club they have adopted the new modern approach - put it into an email and we will get back…Continue

Let's get this right.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Bup Dec 22, 2016 25 Replies

As I will not be available to convey my wishes to all and sundry  during the period of festivities I am enclosing my wishes to you all early.This is particularly directed to our inimitable Wizard's Sleeve whom I know will appreciate the content…Continue

Will these F***ING Idiots never learn?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Dec 19, 2016 31 Replies

Almost didn't get to write this blog.Coming down the Bruce Highway this morning (that;s in QueeRZland) doing 100 k on inside of 3 lanes.Little red Ford in centre lane doing about 95 k suddenly swerves (almost uncontrollably) into my lane.Thank Fuk…Continue

 

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Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Frank The Tank's discussion 'Word For The Day'
"You're ahead of me Tad - I can't get my computer to spell backwards."
2 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Frank The Tank's discussion 'Word For The Day'
"Articulated arsehole?"
3 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Frank The Tank's discussion 'Word For The Day'
"You're........................... ARTICULATE rexxie. Tad - goggle can be your friend. To expand one's vocabulary expands one's world."
4 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Chief's discussion 'Parramatta 2018 draw. How tough is your club's draw'
"If you can't win the tough ones how the feck do you expect to be competitive in the finals? This is one of the most ridiculous blogs going. Depending on where you finish in the top 8 means you could have a couple of finals games AWAY…"
4 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Vince "Frenchy the champion"'s discussion 'From the CEO’s Office - Greetings Eels Members!'
"The art to clear and understandable communication is to relate to the people at year 12 level of comprehension. Now when you look at the majority of members you will notice only about 50% are capable of understanding at that level."
5 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to The Muppet's discussion 'SAY NO !'
"GEEZ - ypu are getting worse you demented old man. Here is th conclusive "science" Back when the Romans controlled England they grew grapes (for their wine) in the South of England - it is now TOO COLD to grow grapes in that region. ERGO -…"
5 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Chief's discussion 'Lurker - Eels Gunning For Cooper Cronk'
"It was all media hype Pou. Kevvy is NOT interested."
5 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Chief's discussion 'Lurker - Eels Gunning For Cooper Cronk'
"NOPE! Who is the dominant half in the Maroons and Kangaroos? Generally it is accepted (mostly by the media) that Thurston is the king pin. Sorry Phil but Cronk opens the gaps for Thurston to do his thing - and I see the Cronk / Moses combination in…"
8 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Chief's discussion 'Parramatta 2018 draw. How tough is your club's draw'
"How tough is your teams draw? No tougher or easier than any other team. ORF SEEZUN dum-dum."
21 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to The Muppet's discussion 'SAY NO !'
"Pop when you left and deleted you page everything you ever said went with it Hence the world temperature has dropped several degrees with the extraction of all the hot air. HeeHee."
21 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Chief's discussion 'Lurker - Eels Gunning For Cooper Cronk'
"Is there any chance you could be Wong mate?"
21 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Frank The Tank's discussion 'Word For The Day'
"Sounds like you have joined the American Air Force in Syria mate."
21 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Chief's discussion 'Lurker - Eels Gunning For Cooper Cronk'
"LOL - Coryn, take Poppa's advise and listen to the wisdom of the aged. IF Cronk signs we get a known PROFESSIONAL and arguably THE BEST half back in the business. His mentoring of Moses in that fleeting "5 minute off season" will give…"
21 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Chief's discussion 'Lurker - Eels Gunning For Cooper Cronk'
yesterday
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Frank The Tank's discussion 'Word For The Day'
"What's a rubber MeelK?"
yesterday
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Frank The Tank's discussion 'Word For The Day'
"There’s a preponderance of discombobulated REPROBATES and gullible dandiprats that follow Parramatta. We're up for the challenge sexy."
yesterday

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Occupation/Job/Role
Cynic - shit stirrer - Politically inccorect GOM.
Favourite Player/s:
EELS
Favourite Eels Moment/s
WINNING
Do/have you play footy (If so for who, when, position, etc)?
Played school boy Union as breakaway and 2nd row. Played Northmead under 18's same positions. Played high school rep (Combined high schools - syd) Missed out on Aust Schoolboys union team(JUST) League - Western subs business houses league at Rydalmere. 2nd row, centre. Trialled with Parra 1969 (70?) and got smashed up in car accident before cementing a spot.
What changes would you make if you were Eels coach
Teach the guys how to win.
What changes would you make if you were Eels CEO?
Blow it up -start all over again.
See, they listened to ME!
Favourite music/movies/tv shows:
Varied
3 Random Facts About Me
Love my RL and have only ever supported the EELS. My heart breaks when the team just don't show up for a game.
Will let you know if I don't like something.

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At 10:40pm on August 22, 2017, Drop Bear Junior said…
Awesome news about the organ awareness. You're amazing :)
At 7:02pm on January 16, 2017, jamesy said…

At 6:26pm on February 25, 2015, Carloeel said…
Happy bday col , hope u have had a great day :-))
At 3:20am on February 25, 2015, Always An Eel said…

Happy birthday col have good day champ 

At 2:09pm on December 8, 2013, Eeluminati said…

Every time I see your profile pic it trips me out, looks like a dude banging a chick doggy

At 7:23pm on February 25, 2013, Parrakeet said…

The MMM (magic mushroom man) was'nt going to post anything for a while and then I see your the birthday boy.  Many happies you.   Your feathered friend xxxoo

At 9:36am on December 20, 2012, SchnitzelKilt said…

Sorry Col. Was gonna make you a christmas hat for your avatar but it seems u beat me to it. in any Case Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year to you!

At 10:54am on September 4, 2012, Parrakeet said…

Mushroom I am glad the eagle has landed.  I hope you had a great time in the big smoke. I thought you behaved reasonably well for Mad Monday.  Nice to put another face to blog. Look forward to better times soon.

At 2:55pm on March 22, 2012, Rosemont said…

lol, you sound like the incredible hulk, you wouldnt like me when im angry lol.

keep up the good work Colin

At 5:45pm on April 16, 2011, Brad Hanns said…
Colin you go say that to hindmarsh see what happens.
 
 
 

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