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Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM"'s Blogs

Phil you are getting ripped off.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" on Sunday 45 Replies

Now I know we have had several (way too many) blogs on the subject of this site's deficiencies - HOWEVER - You are getting ripped off Phil if you are paying for the displeasure.How come you can go into some pages without difficulty and post - BUT -…Continue

Did you know? DonateLife Week. Best kept secret.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Aug 7 10 Replies

NRL, AFL and FFA combine with government for Donate Life Week.This is probably one of the best kept secrets to date.After the efforts of Eels and Dogs supporters to attempt to achieve an Organ Donor Awareness round with representations to the Eels,…Continue

THAT'S IT - I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS SITE - FAREWELL.

Posted this blog. Last reply by slip "I'm a football hooligan" Apr 5 51 Replies

Like all good sooks before me I am going to have my RANT and bid you all farewell.I am sooooooooooo sick and tired of being OUT SOOKED on here - CRIKEY, even some of my best insults are being laughed off by you lot of whingers.I CAN'T TAKE IT…Continue

BRONCOS 1/3. I LOVE IT!

Posted this blog. Last reply by The Ape Mar 17 21 Replies

Broncos are shaping up to be the disappointment of 2017?I have only watched their last 2 games but it is blatanly obvious the refs are doing everything they can to get the Bronx a win.Last week a forward pass (at least 1 1/2 metres) allowed them to…Continue

2017 - ORF SEEZUN MALADY ALERT.

Posted this blog. Last reply by CarloEEL2 Mar 16 38 Replies

Dear fellow 1 Eyed Eel members                                        THIS IS  AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE                                       Do not disregard this warning.It has come to the notice of the 1EE medical staff that this…Continue

What is the Club's attitude toward it's fans?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Feb 9 105 Replies

DISCUSSION BLOG - NOT A CRITICISM (YET)I have had occasion to contact the club on a couple of issues I believe are important - surprisingly if you phone the club they have adopted the new modern approach - put it into an email and we will get back…Continue

Let's get this right.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Bup Dec 22, 2016 25 Replies

As I will not be available to convey my wishes to all and sundry  during the period of festivities I am enclosing my wishes to you all early.This is particularly directed to our inimitable Wizard's Sleeve whom I know will appreciate the content…Continue

Will these F***ING Idiots never learn?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Dec 19, 2016 31 Replies

Almost didn't get to write this blog.Coming down the Bruce Highway this morning (that;s in QueeRZland) doing 100 k on inside of 3 lanes.Little red Ford in centre lane doing about 95 k suddenly swerves (almost uncontrollably) into my lane.Thank Fuk…Continue

DROP BEAR HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Poppa (anger m'ment in practice) Jan 16 179 Replies

The family requested this news not be broadcast until they had contacted family overseas and around the country.To all of the people that have been praying and sending their wishes, my family and I would like to extend our deepest and most heartfelt…Continue

Why Brad Arthur has to GO !

Posted this blog. Last reply by Slugg Aug 29, 2016 107 Replies

It is patently obvious that Brad Arthur has NO IDEA when it comes to recruitment and retention of players.Look at his latest moves with out halves and hooker situation.NO ONE OF QUALITY is available so he has re-signed Isaac De Gois and brought in…Continue

 

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Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to The Eels Man "TopContributor'17"'s discussion 'The Philosophy of Rugby League: Half-time show for Grand Final reflective of the AFL's warpath to victory'
"Shania could pump me. What's your problem TEM? You're not a Boy George fan are you?"
40 minutes ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Bazza 'Capt Gutho' B's discussion 'Five Most Successful Team Traits'
"5 is pure and utter BS. If you KNOW your product - have confidence in your product and believe your product is the best available you will not pussy on about speaking up."
49 minutes ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Bomb's discussion 'Question mark in defense at the back against the broncos'
"Smith is still very much a WIP - give him a break, he is doing pretty well for a newbie. I dare say Hoffman would most likely be the first choice replacement at FB but that is up to the coach. Broncos will exploit ANY weakness - Unca Wayne…"
54 minutes ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to northcoast eel's discussion 'Nathan Brown.'
"So does this mean we are expecting Brown to post a cricket score against opposing teams? Can't wait for the next installment."
59 minutes ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to The Eels Man "TopContributor'17"'s discussion 'The Philosophy of Rugby League: Half-time show for Grand Final reflective of the AFL's warpath to victory'
"Yeah - she could pump me any day. As for the crap and razz-a-matazz it is a big NO from me. I am there for the footy - not the BS head banging crap. I have targeted "lonely housewives" for decades now (quite rewarding) - I reckon Teflon…"
1 hour ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Chief's discussion 'Team list - Both Beu Scott and Kaysa Pritchard named on the extended bench'
"Frankie has got to get some match fitness mate - we will most likely need him in September. From other blogs I don't think Scott is quite right yet. Let's not take too many risks. Now is the time for Brad to play things smart. Never know,…"
1 hour ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Dave's discussion 'Refs named'
"Not long Tad. Take a number"
1 hour ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Dave's discussion 'Refs named'
"Or maybe this"
1 hour ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Dave's discussion 'Refs named'
"Ask Kim Jong BOOM - I am sure he has something up his sleeve."
1 hour ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Chief's discussion 'Team list - Both Beu Scott and Kaysa Pritchard named on the extended bench'
"Just as dangerous."
1 hour ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Dave's discussion 'Refs named'
"GEEZ you old geezers just can't keep up - can you. I graduated to Heifers ages ago."
1 hour ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Dave's discussion 'Refs named'
"Should have gone to Specsavers you demented old fart. Its a frreeking Ghost Town. Things are crook I'm telling you."
1 hour ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Dave's discussion 'Refs named'
"Yeah - a restless old bastard native."
3 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Vince "Frenchy the champion"'s discussion 'Parramatta Eels braced for semi-finals dress rehearsal against Brisbane Broncos'
"A WIN would leave better knowledge of what is required to WIN finals footy Mutty. FFS I can never understand why anyone would see a loss as acceptable. Reality says you can't win them all - practicality says - PLAY TO WIN them all. NO…"
4 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Dave's discussion 'Refs named'
"As long as the Betting Agencies are sponsoring the game NOTHING will change."
4 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Dave's discussion 'Refs named'
"And you are in serious need of counselling Rabz. Just retire - you are disgrace to Old Fartism. Klien should not be allowed to ref games above the Under 6 level - Poncyarna should not be allowed to ref games FULL STOP. While you are at it - care…"
4 hours ago

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Occupation/Job/Role
Cynic - shit stirrer - Politically inccorect GOM.
Favourite Player/s:
EELS
Favourite Eels Moment/s
WINNING
Do/have you play footy (If so for who, when, position, etc)?
Played school boy Union as breakaway and 2nd row. Played Northmead under 18's same positions. Played high school rep (Combined high schools - syd) Missed out on Aust Schoolboys union team(JUST) League - Western subs business houses league at Rydalmere. 2nd row, centre. Trialled with Parra 1969 (70?) and got smashed up in car accident before cementing a spot.
What changes would you make if you were Eels coach
Teach the guys how to win.
What changes would you make if you were Eels CEO?
Blow it up -start all over again.
See, they listened to ME!
Favourite music/movies/tv shows:
Varied
3 Random Facts About Me
Love my RL and have only ever supported the EELS. My heart breaks when the team just don't show up for a game.
Will let you know if I don't like something.

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At 10:40pm on August 22, 2017, Drop Bear Junior said…
Awesome news about the organ awareness. You're amazing :)
At 7:02pm on January 16, 2017, jamesy said…

At 6:26pm on February 25, 2015, Carloeel said…
Happy bday col , hope u have had a great day :-))
At 3:20am on February 25, 2015, Always An Eel said…

Happy birthday col have good day champ 

At 2:09pm on December 8, 2013, Eeluminati said…

Every time I see your profile pic it trips me out, looks like a dude banging a chick doggy

At 7:23pm on February 25, 2013, Parrakeet said…

The MMM (magic mushroom man) was'nt going to post anything for a while and then I see your the birthday boy.  Many happies you.   Your feathered friend xxxoo

At 9:36am on December 20, 2012, SchnitzelKilt said…

Sorry Col. Was gonna make you a christmas hat for your avatar but it seems u beat me to it. in any Case Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year to you!

At 10:54am on September 4, 2012, Parrakeet said…

Mushroom I am glad the eagle has landed.  I hope you had a great time in the big smoke. I thought you behaved reasonably well for Mad Monday.  Nice to put another face to blog. Look forward to better times soon.

At 2:55pm on March 22, 2012, Rosemont said…

lol, you sound like the incredible hulk, you wouldnt like me when im angry lol.

keep up the good work Colin

At 5:45pm on April 16, 2011, Brad Hanns said…
Colin you go say that to hindmarsh see what happens.
 
 
 

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