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Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM"'s Blogs

THAT'S IT - I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS SITE - FAREWELL.

Posted this blog. Last reply by slip "I'm a football hooligan" Apr 5 51 Replies

Like all good sooks before me I am going to have my RANT and bid you all farewell.I am sooooooooooo sick and tired of being OUT SOOKED on here - CRIKEY, even some of my best insults are being laughed off by you lot of whingers.I CAN'T TAKE IT…Continue

BRONCOS 1/3. I LOVE IT!

Posted this blog. Last reply by The Ape Mar 17 21 Replies

Broncos are shaping up to be the disappointment of 2017?I have only watched their last 2 games but it is blatanly obvious the refs are doing everything they can to get the Bronx a win.Last week a forward pass (at least 1 1/2 metres) allowed them to…Continue

2017 - ORF SEEZUN MALADY ALERT.

Posted this blog. Last reply by CarloEEL2 Mar 16 38 Replies

Dear fellow 1 Eyed Eel members                                        THIS IS  AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE                                       Do not disregard this warning.It has come to the notice of the 1EE medical staff that this…Continue

What is the Club's attitude toward it's fans?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Feb 9 105 Replies

DISCUSSION BLOG - NOT A CRITICISM (YET)I have had occasion to contact the club on a couple of issues I believe are important - surprisingly if you phone the club they have adopted the new modern approach - put it into an email and we will get back…Continue

Let's get this right.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Bup Dec 22, 2016 25 Replies

As I will not be available to convey my wishes to all and sundry  during the period of festivities I am enclosing my wishes to you all early.This is particularly directed to our inimitable Wizard's Sleeve whom I know will appreciate the content…Continue

Will these F***ING Idiots never learn?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Dec 19, 2016 31 Replies

Almost didn't get to write this blog.Coming down the Bruce Highway this morning (that;s in QueeRZland) doing 100 k on inside of 3 lanes.Little red Ford in centre lane doing about 95 k suddenly swerves (almost uncontrollably) into my lane.Thank Fuk…Continue

DROP BEAR HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Poppa (old people rock) Jan 16 179 Replies

The family requested this news not be broadcast until they had contacted family overseas and around the country.To all of the people that have been praying and sending their wishes, my family and I would like to extend our deepest and most heartfelt…Continue

Why Brad Arthur has to GO !

Posted this blog. Last reply by Slugg Aug 29, 2016 107 Replies

It is patently obvious that Brad Arthur has NO IDEA when it comes to recruitment and retention of players.Look at his latest moves with out halves and hooker situation.NO ONE OF QUALITY is available so he has re-signed Isaac De Gois and brought in…Continue

I can't believe it.

Posted this blog. Last reply by nudger Aug 10, 2016 61 Replies

I think this site is losing it completely.Jarryd Hayne hits a ref with a shoulder during the game and gets off scott free and NO ONE - NO ONE has started a rant about the inconsistency of the NRL's (lack) of Integrity Unit clearing him.NO ONE has…Continue

What is really behind the Blues snubbing Jennings after winning the match for them?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Jul 14, 2016 19 Replies

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Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM"'s Page

Latest Activity

Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM"'s discussion 'Organ Donor Awareness Round.'
"BIG BUMP ! There have been a few of us from both camps quietly working to bring about Drop Bear's idea for an Organ Donor Awareness Round. Long story short - THIS WEEKS GAME should (hopefully) have some recognition of Peter's…"
6 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Poppa (old people rock)'s discussion 'Special Post for a special member and his heartbreaking loss.....This is from all of us Geoff and please accept our condolences and the love you receive from this site.'
"No words mate - just heartbreak. 1EE for all its dementia, banter, piss taking et al is like a family to many of us and when one hits a rocky road we hurt with you. Take all the time you need and remember we are here for you if we can help you…"
6 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to 1Eyed Eel's discussion 'Orf Seezun all year long'
"It's a Jungle out there bro."
Saturday
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to 1Eyed Eel's discussion 'Orf Seezun all year long'
"Of course it is - now join in singing the team song."
Saturday
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Electric Eel's discussion 'Hayne back to his usual tricks according to the Lurker!'
"THAT IS NOT NEWS."
Thursday
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Enforcer Eel's discussion 'Brenton Lawrence signed'
"He likes giving away penalties so my earlier assessment was definitely wrong - SIGN HIM NOW. You can NEVER give away too many penalties at the Eels."
Thursday
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Vince Vega (TAKA is a champion)'s discussion '7th Tackle: Could Bulldogs rake answer Eels SOS?'
"I reckon fLicka has about as much to offer as KP and IDG (combined) give us NOW! What is so wrong with continuing with Smith? He is doing a pretty fair job so far and the ONLY hooker we have had since Piggy who kicks from the play the ball."
Thursday
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to 1Eyed Eel's discussion 'Orf Seezun all year long'
"I have spent a lot of time with the current CCC hearings lately Poops so "I can't remember" is the go."
Jun 21
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Brett Allen's discussion 'Use of members real names'
"But he is bloody good at it Kram. I think you are jealous."
Jun 21
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Brett Allen's discussion 'Use of members real names'
"From the long line of the McDougall Dougalls? I knew your cousin Dippsy McDoodle."
Jun 21
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Brett Allen's discussion 'Use of members real names'
"Ahhhhhhhh - that explains some of your posts then picker. HeeHee."
Jun 21
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Brett Allen's discussion 'Use of members real names'
"That's an alias - but WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE !"
Jun 21
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Brett Allen's discussion 'Use of members real names'
"Great friend you turn out to be POOPa - I am at the Internet desk deep withing the inner sanctum of Chermside looking for a way out and your bloody dog picked up speed when he spotted me running after you. At least I can take up full time residence…"
Jun 21
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to 1Eyed Eel's discussion 'Orf Seezun all year long'
"YAY - I knew if I persisted I would become infamous on here. I have been absent for a short time and come back to ORF SEEZUN headlines which sent me into immediate PANIC !!!!! Here's me thinking OMG - Toddy has struck again and our season has…"
Jun 21
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to hindy's discussion 'Cameron King BA's choice?'
"I would prefer to continue with Smith. I think he is doing a pretty good job and is starting to kick from the ruck. Don't know if he can go the full 80 minutes but has played looooooooooong stints - 75 minutes in one game I know of."
Jun 21
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Jazza65 's discussion 'Rory O'Brien'
"Well that is a bumma - like Rory -no frills but does his job. FFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKK - How many injuries does that now put on our books?"
Jun 21

Profile Information

Occupation/Job/Role
Cynic - shit stirrer - Politically inccorect GOM.
Favourite Player/s:
EELS
Favourite Eels Moment/s
WINNING
Do/have you play footy (If so for who, when, position, etc)?
Played school boy Union as breakaway and 2nd row. Played Northmead under 18's same positions. Played high school rep (Combined high schools - syd) Missed out on Aust Schoolboys union team(JUST) League - Western subs business houses league at Rydalmere. 2nd row, centre. Trialled with Parra 1969 (70?) and got smashed up in car accident before cementing a spot.
What changes would you make if you were Eels coach
Teach the guys how to win.
What changes would you make if you were Eels CEO?
Blow it up -start all over again.
See, they listened to ME!
Favourite music/movies/tv shows:
Varied
3 Random Facts About Me
Love my RL and have only ever supported the EELS. My heart breaks when the team just don't show up for a game.
Will let you know if I don't like something.

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At 7:02pm on January 16, 2017, jamesy said…

At 6:26pm on February 25, 2015, Carloeel said…
Happy bday col , hope u have had a great day :-))
At 3:20am on February 25, 2015, Always An Eel said…

Happy birthday col have good day champ 

At 2:09pm on December 8, 2013, Eeluminati said…

Every time I see your profile pic it trips me out, looks like a dude banging a chick doggy

At 7:23pm on February 25, 2013, Parrakeet said…

The MMM (magic mushroom man) was'nt going to post anything for a while and then I see your the birthday boy.  Many happies you.   Your feathered friend xxxoo

At 9:36am on December 20, 2012, SchnitzelKilt said…

Sorry Col. Was gonna make you a christmas hat for your avatar but it seems u beat me to it. in any Case Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year to you!

At 10:54am on September 4, 2012, Parrakeet said…

Mushroom I am glad the eagle has landed.  I hope you had a great time in the big smoke. I thought you behaved reasonably well for Mad Monday.  Nice to put another face to blog. Look forward to better times soon.

At 2:55pm on March 22, 2012, Rosemont said…

lol, you sound like the incredible hulk, you wouldnt like me when im angry lol.

keep up the good work Colin

At 5:45pm on April 16, 2011, Brad Hanns said…
Colin you go say that to hindmarsh see what happens.
At 5:44pm on April 16, 2011, Brad Hanns said…

Hey Colin

You go say that hindmarsh see what happens.

 
 
 

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