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THAT'S IT - I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS SITE - FAREWELL.

Posted this blog. Last reply by slip "Norse God" Apr 5 51 Replies

Like all good sooks before me I am going to have my RANT and bid you all farewell.I am sooooooooooo sick and tired of being OUT SOOKED on here - CRIKEY, even some of my best insults are being laughed off by you lot of whingers.I CAN'T TAKE IT…Continue

BRONCOS 1/3. I LOVE IT!

Posted this blog. Last reply by The Ape Mar 17 21 Replies

Broncos are shaping up to be the disappointment of 2017?I have only watched their last 2 games but it is blatanly obvious the refs are doing everything they can to get the Bronx a win.Last week a forward pass (at least 1 1/2 metres) allowed them to…Continue

2017 - ORF SEEZUN MALADY ALERT.

Posted this blog. Last reply by CarloEEL2 Mar 16 38 Replies

Dear fellow 1 Eyed Eel members                                        THIS IS  AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE                                       Do not disregard this warning.It has come to the notice of the 1EE medical staff that this…Continue

What is the Club's attitude toward it's fans?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Feb 9 105 Replies

DISCUSSION BLOG - NOT A CRITICISM (YET)I have had occasion to contact the club on a couple of issues I believe are important - surprisingly if you phone the club they have adopted the new modern approach - put it into an email and we will get back…Continue

Let's get this right.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Bup Dec 22, 2016 25 Replies

As I will not be available to convey my wishes to all and sundry  during the period of festivities I am enclosing my wishes to you all early.This is particularly directed to our inimitable Wizard's Sleeve whom I know will appreciate the content…Continue

Will these F***ING Idiots never learn?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Dec 19, 2016 31 Replies

Almost didn't get to write this blog.Coming down the Bruce Highway this morning (that;s in QueeRZland) doing 100 k on inside of 3 lanes.Little red Ford in centre lane doing about 95 k suddenly swerves (almost uncontrollably) into my lane.Thank Fuk…Continue

DROP BEAR HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Poppa (old people rock) Jan 16 179 Replies

The family requested this news not be broadcast until they had contacted family overseas and around the country.To all of the people that have been praying and sending their wishes, my family and I would like to extend our deepest and most heartfelt…Continue

Why Brad Arthur has to GO !

Posted this blog. Last reply by Slugg Aug 29, 2016 107 Replies

It is patently obvious that Brad Arthur has NO IDEA when it comes to recruitment and retention of players.Look at his latest moves with out halves and hooker situation.NO ONE OF QUALITY is available so he has re-signed Isaac De Gois and brought in…Continue

I can't believe it.

Posted this blog. Last reply by nudger Aug 10, 2016 61 Replies

I think this site is losing it completely.Jarryd Hayne hits a ref with a shoulder during the game and gets off scott free and NO ONE - NO ONE has started a rant about the inconsistency of the NRL's (lack) of Integrity Unit clearing him.NO ONE has…Continue

What is really behind the Blues snubbing Jennings after winning the match for them?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Jul 14, 2016 19 Replies

                                                                                                                             ?Continue

 

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Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Ron's discussion 'Mitchell Moses will be released to Parramatta Eels if Wests Tigers land Te Maire Martin'
"and different rules Brett"
42 minutes ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Ron's discussion 'Mitchell Moses will be released to Parramatta Eels if Wests Tigers land Te Maire Martin'
"Griffin had a 60% win rate at the Bronx, which made him one of the leading coaches at the time."
43 minutes ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Ron's discussion 'Gold Coast Titans star Jarryd Hayne sounds out Parramatta Eels about possible return'
"When he was winning us games though, LOL - 1 GF appearance (2009) and TWO - yes 2 Spoons (2012 & 2013) 2010 a year to forget. 2011 (?) were robbed of the spoon by Tits in the last game of the season. 2014 we fought hard to avoid the…"
49 minutes ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Ron's discussion 'Gold Coast Titans star Jarryd Hayne sounds out Parramatta Eels about possible return'
1 hour ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to SlipperyEel#4's discussion 'Thoughts on current USA & North Korea Tensions!'
"As long as they keep up the meds for both leaders we should be right. Funny how you punters always fall for the political diversions and miss what is actually happening to you. Nth Korea does NOT yet have the ability to throw nuclear missiles…"
3 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Ron's discussion 'Gold Coast Titans star Jarryd Hayne sounds out Parramatta Eels about possible return'
"Do you really want to be receiving messages from Snake? Think about this carefully Carlo - it may not be good for your mental health."
3 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Ron's discussion 'Mitchell Moses will be released to Parramatta Eels if Wests Tigers land Te Maire Martin'
"And the circus called NRL rolls on and on and on and..........ad nauseam. Don't get me wrong, I think Moses would be good for us, but this new attitude of asking players - "Who do you want to play for this week?" is about as pathetic…"
3 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Ron's discussion 'Gold Coast Titans star Jarryd Hayne sounds out Parramatta Eels about possible return'
"Been there - done that and the video isn't worth watching."
3 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Gem KM's discussion 'The Wash Up: Eels vs Tigers'
"We got the 2 competition points against a team that should have creamed us. We got both side of the team today - the WORST with enough of the BEST to scratch up a win. Some really good footy from them today but FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRKKK! - Softest…"
Apr 17
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Ken " BA Has Failed" Stewart's discussion 'Captain Taka'
"Did you pay any attention to Gutho as well. Brown led with his actions - Taka got angry with Gutho in full support and ORGANISED the rabble. Now tell me again how stupid it was to put Taka into 5/8. Simple really - Gutho does not have the…"
Apr 17
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to mammojo "Not so Unicorn"'s discussion '3,2,1 vs Tigers'
"3 - Taka - his controlled kicking was a delight to watch. Some very good runs and passing game was spot on. 2) Gutho - no explanation necessary - 100% competitor. 1) Brown - damm he is going good. Honourable mention - Auva'a - finding his way…"
Apr 17
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Fathead's discussion 'It's hard to win an NRL game!!'
"I have never seen such an UGLY win with some brilliant moves in it. We got the 2 points and that's what matters for now."
Apr 17
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Captain C. Normz's discussion 'Eels vs Tigers (Round 7) OFFICIAL MATCH DAY BLOG'
"Love your work Carlo. OK !EE - listen up - everyone chips in $5 per week to make sure Carlo gets to EVERY game."
Apr 17
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Captain C. Normz's discussion 'Eels vs Tigers (Round 7) OFFICIAL MATCH DAY BLOG'
"Exactly - he should get a couple of weeks for that - but he won't even get cited I reckon. Dog act from a cat."
Apr 17
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Captain C. Normz's discussion 'Eels vs Tigers (Round 7) OFFICIAL MATCH DAY BLOG'
"Better first 40 for a while  GEEZUZ Slugg - you have completely lost it mate. They couldn't play a worse first 40 if they tried. Well first 35 - started with a bloody brilliant display of attacking footy and then thought that was that -…"
Apr 17
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Fathead's discussion 'It's hard to win an NRL game!!'
"We may have degenerate brains Snake - but we forgot so it don't count. Hehe"
Apr 17

Profile Information

Occupation/Job/Role
Cynic - shit stirrer - Politically inccorect GOM.
Favourite Player/s:
EELS
Favourite Eels Moment/s
WINNING
Do/have you play footy (If so for who, when, position, etc)?
Played school boy Union as breakaway and 2nd row. Played Northmead under 18's same positions. Played high school rep (Combined high schools - syd) Missed out on Aust Schoolboys union team(JUST) League - Western subs business houses league at Rydalmere. 2nd row, centre. Trialled with Parra 1969 (70?) and got smashed up in car accident before cementing a spot.
What changes would you make if you were Eels coach
Teach the guys how to win.
What changes would you make if you were Eels CEO?
Blow it up -start all over again.
See, they listened to ME!
Favourite music/movies/tv shows:
Varied
3 Random Facts About Me
Love my RL and have only ever supported the EELS. My heart breaks when the team just don't show up for a game.
Will let you know if I don't like something.

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At 7:02pm on January 16, 2017, jamesy said…

At 6:26pm on February 25, 2015, Carloeel said…
Happy bday col , hope u have had a great day :-))
At 3:20am on February 25, 2015, Always An Eel said…

Happy birthday col have good day champ 

At 2:09pm on December 8, 2013, Eeluminati said…

Every time I see your profile pic it trips me out, looks like a dude banging a chick doggy

At 7:23pm on February 25, 2013, Parrakeet said…

The MMM (magic mushroom man) was'nt going to post anything for a while and then I see your the birthday boy.  Many happies you.   Your feathered friend xxxoo

At 9:36am on December 20, 2012, SchnitzelKilt said…

Sorry Col. Was gonna make you a christmas hat for your avatar but it seems u beat me to it. in any Case Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year to you!

At 10:54am on September 4, 2012, Parrakeet said…

Mushroom I am glad the eagle has landed.  I hope you had a great time in the big smoke. I thought you behaved reasonably well for Mad Monday.  Nice to put another face to blog. Look forward to better times soon.

At 2:55pm on March 22, 2012, Rosemont said…

lol, you sound like the incredible hulk, you wouldnt like me when im angry lol.

keep up the good work Colin

At 5:45pm on April 16, 2011, Brad Hanns said…
Colin you go say that to hindmarsh see what happens.
At 5:44pm on April 16, 2011, Brad Hanns said…

Hey Colin

You go say that hindmarsh see what happens.

 
 
 

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