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THAT'S IT - I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS SITE - FAREWELL.

Posted this blog. Last reply by slip "The Wanderer" Apr 5 51 Replies

Like all good sooks before me I am going to have my RANT and bid you all farewell.I am sooooooooooo sick and tired of being OUT SOOKED on here - CRIKEY, even some of my best insults are being laughed off by you lot of whingers.I CAN'T TAKE IT…Continue

BRONCOS 1/3. I LOVE IT!

Posted this blog. Last reply by The Ape Mar 17 21 Replies

Broncos are shaping up to be the disappointment of 2017?I have only watched their last 2 games but it is blatanly obvious the refs are doing everything they can to get the Bronx a win.Last week a forward pass (at least 1 1/2 metres) allowed them to…Continue

2017 - ORF SEEZUN MALADY ALERT.

Posted this blog. Last reply by CarloEEL2 Mar 16 38 Replies

Dear fellow 1 Eyed Eel members                                        THIS IS  AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE                                       Do not disregard this warning.It has come to the notice of the 1EE medical staff that this…Continue

What is the Club's attitude toward it's fans?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Feb 9 105 Replies

DISCUSSION BLOG - NOT A CRITICISM (YET)I have had occasion to contact the club on a couple of issues I believe are important - surprisingly if you phone the club they have adopted the new modern approach - put it into an email and we will get back…Continue

Let's get this right.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Bup Dec 22, 2016 25 Replies

As I will not be available to convey my wishes to all and sundry  during the period of festivities I am enclosing my wishes to you all early.This is particularly directed to our inimitable Wizard's Sleeve whom I know will appreciate the content…Continue

Will these F***ING Idiots never learn?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Dec 19, 2016 31 Replies

Almost didn't get to write this blog.Coming down the Bruce Highway this morning (that;s in QueeRZland) doing 100 k on inside of 3 lanes.Little red Ford in centre lane doing about 95 k suddenly swerves (almost uncontrollably) into my lane.Thank Fuk…Continue

DROP BEAR HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

Posted this blog. Last reply by Poppa (old people rock) Jan 16 179 Replies

The family requested this news not be broadcast until they had contacted family overseas and around the country.To all of the people that have been praying and sending their wishes, my family and I would like to extend our deepest and most heartfelt…Continue

Why Brad Arthur has to GO !

Posted this blog. Last reply by Slugg Aug 29, 2016 107 Replies

It is patently obvious that Brad Arthur has NO IDEA when it comes to recruitment and retention of players.Look at his latest moves with out halves and hooker situation.NO ONE OF QUALITY is available so he has re-signed Isaac De Gois and brought in…Continue

I can't believe it.

Posted this blog. Last reply by nudger Aug 10, 2016 61 Replies

I think this site is losing it completely.Jarryd Hayne hits a ref with a shoulder during the game and gets off scott free and NO ONE - NO ONE has started a rant about the inconsistency of the NRL's (lack) of Integrity Unit clearing him.NO ONE has…Continue

What is really behind the Blues snubbing Jennings after winning the match for them?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" Jul 14, 2016 19 Replies

                                                                                                                             ?Continue

 

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Latest Activity

Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Baby Eel's discussion 'Willis Meehan- The Questions'
"Ahhh - the good old "potential" again. Now I see why everyone is sooooooooooooooooo excited. I mean, just take a look at ALL the great players we have had with "POTENTIAL" who are now cooking at Maccas."
4 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Gem KM's discussion 'Team List vs Souths'
"You want to replace The Hoff with O'Brien? Next you'll want Timmy as our hooker. lol"
4 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Baby Eel's discussion 'Willis Meehan- The Questions'
"Thanks guys. imo it is not a good recommendation if you can't get a run at the Tits. Excitement level = ZERO."
4 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Baby Eel's discussion 'Willis Meehan- The Questions'
"Just checked Wiki stats on this guy and he has played ONE game in FG and you guys are creming your jeans over him. That'll do me for desperation at a much higher level than we have seen here for a while. FFS would someone please herd the cats…"
5 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Gem KM's discussion 'Team List vs Souths'
"That's a terrific looking side. All the Sowfs traffic will be down our right side with Taka and Semi back together. Souths 13 PLUS. Who the Feck is Nathan Davis? - there is no profile of him on Eels site."
20 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Baby Eel's discussion 'Willis Meehan- The Questions'
"Who TF is Willis Meehan? While your at it Who TF is Nathan Smith? - there is NO profile of him on the Eels website in either FG or Wenty."
20 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Gem KM's discussion 'Injury Report - Round 12'
"Taka and Semi back together - oh happy, happy. Jennings may have more to worry about than a quad injury."
20 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to fake midget's discussion 'positives for real fans from tonights game'
"Welcome back Tad -  THAT is..................."
20 hours ago
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to fake midget's discussion 'positives for real fans from tonights game'
"Sugar is the stuff you put in your coffee and tea Caster sugar is the lot the ants got into and you caster it in da bin. Any fool could tell you that Sluggo."
yesterday
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Thatguy's discussion 'What post match pressers should be like'
"How can they have English kids if they are in Europe? You're being silly Tenz."
yesterday
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Brendan's discussion 'Is anybody else's posts going missing'
yesterday
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to fake midget's discussion 'positives for real fans from tonights game'
"Don't be silly midget - more of these - like you said, they is good fun. TeeHee"
yesterday
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Odin Valhalla's discussion 'Gutherson to the wing'
"I really can NEVER understand how only one player (in a lousy team) is always singled out as our Achilles. Name the top player in NRL and he would NOT have looked good in that side's effort."
yesterday
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Davos Seaworth's discussion 'The small elephant in the room. The Kaysa Pritchard dilemma.'
yesterday
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Davos Seaworth's discussion 'The small elephant in the room. The Kaysa Pritchard dilemma.'
"I can read that - 4 words isn't that difficult."
Monday
Sir UniCol - THE MUSHROOM" replied to Davos Seaworth's discussion 'The small elephant in the room. The Kaysa Pritchard dilemma.'
"That's more like the sarcastic Fong I remember. Too busy having a good chuckle to think of a decent reply."
Monday

Profile Information

Occupation/Job/Role
Cynic - shit stirrer - Politically inccorect GOM.
Favourite Player/s:
EELS
Favourite Eels Moment/s
WINNING
Do/have you play footy (If so for who, when, position, etc)?
Played school boy Union as breakaway and 2nd row. Played Northmead under 18's same positions. Played high school rep (Combined high schools - syd) Missed out on Aust Schoolboys union team(JUST) League - Western subs business houses league at Rydalmere. 2nd row, centre. Trialled with Parra 1969 (70?) and got smashed up in car accident before cementing a spot.
What changes would you make if you were Eels coach
Teach the guys how to win.
What changes would you make if you were Eels CEO?
Blow it up -start all over again.
See, they listened to ME!
Favourite music/movies/tv shows:
Varied
3 Random Facts About Me
Love my RL and have only ever supported the EELS. My heart breaks when the team just don't show up for a game.
Will let you know if I don't like something.

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At 7:02pm on January 16, 2017, jamesy said…

At 6:26pm on February 25, 2015, Carloeel said…
Happy bday col , hope u have had a great day :-))
At 3:20am on February 25, 2015, Always An Eel said…

Happy birthday col have good day champ 

At 2:09pm on December 8, 2013, Eeluminati said…

Every time I see your profile pic it trips me out, looks like a dude banging a chick doggy

At 7:23pm on February 25, 2013, Parrakeet said…

The MMM (magic mushroom man) was'nt going to post anything for a while and then I see your the birthday boy.  Many happies you.   Your feathered friend xxxoo

At 9:36am on December 20, 2012, SchnitzelKilt said…

Sorry Col. Was gonna make you a christmas hat for your avatar but it seems u beat me to it. in any Case Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year to you!

At 10:54am on September 4, 2012, Parrakeet said…

Mushroom I am glad the eagle has landed.  I hope you had a great time in the big smoke. I thought you behaved reasonably well for Mad Monday.  Nice to put another face to blog. Look forward to better times soon.

At 2:55pm on March 22, 2012, Rosemont said…

lol, you sound like the incredible hulk, you wouldnt like me when im angry lol.

keep up the good work Colin

At 5:45pm on April 16, 2011, Brad Hanns said…
Colin you go say that to hindmarsh see what happens.
At 5:44pm on April 16, 2011, Brad Hanns said…

Hey Colin

You go say that hindmarsh see what happens.

 
 
 

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