When Will They Ever Learn?

In a modern world of educated parents living amongst competing day care centers vouching for the signatures of the next crop of baby superstars, all who must learn to walk and run faster than all other day care centers to win each seasons national championship, considered to be the greatest prize of them all. And its expected with every unfolding season that a fallout will emerge amongst bottom placed day care centers with parents turning against their coaches, club officials and even amongst other parents venting their deepest frustrations across their day care centers social media networks....

"you bastards, my child is 12 months old and he still can't walk",

"fuck the multi-millionare Nick Politis funded chickens, they've got an unfair leg up on us, its just not fair",

"blame the fucking coach, he can't coach, none of our babies are walking",

"our administrators are useless, get rid of them all NOW",

"we need more disciple, lets get Nappy Rash Bennett or Fuming Soiled Bellamy for next season, pay them whatever they want in baby powder, vaseline and safety pins", something has to change here real fast, do something, anything, NOWWWW" ,

"fuck you, you idiot, you have no idea what you are talking about, go back to drinking that unicorn baby juice", 

"BUY SOME EFFING BABIES AAAAARRRGGHH. It's killing me seeing all the other nurseries making good signings in the last week or two. I know it's hard to attract talent to the shithole that is currently Parramatta Crib but surely the new stadium's gotta be a selling point. C'mon Parra Crib, buy some quality so we've got something to look fwd to and get excited about for next year, cause atm I'm not seeing any positive signs for 2019."  

And then another season goes past, and then another and another and yet another, and the bitching, moaning and groaning amongst bottom rung nurseries continues, it seems losers have a losers attitude because they love the bitching, arguing and fighting more than their precious toddlers and day care centers wet nurses and maids. 

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  • I believe talent attracts talent and that's what Parramatta needs to start striving for.

    Enough with the large group of average depth moneyball players pushing each other for a first grade spot mentality, fuck depth. Depth should come from our strong jnr base.

    Parramatta need to strategically sign players who will definitely cement positions and brilliant up and comers like ponga and pangai jne for eg.

    Also, although i think ba will be allowed to see out his contract, he shouldn't have the final say on signings from now on

    • Fair enough, constructive views are very well appreciated Chief.  Developing juniors from our nursery is a very good place to start and then sourcing out quality prospects elsewhere is good to, something that our club has actually been doing for 4 years or so now with Anthony Field. So we should start regularly seeing these results breaking through into our top 30 from next season onwards. There are already tiny sprinklings appearing but the greater onrush is yet to come. Go the Eels. 

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    • Agreed bro, we just need another big motor bopper and a damn good 9 to get us back into at least a 50/50 win loss ratio and go from there, ideally 75/25 win loss ratio for next season. We need a composed general in the spine which could be Hayne or us buying someone like Isaac Luke for 2 seasons. Moses and Norman if he remains with us, really need a mentor and I wonder if someone like Brad Fittler could be hired as our spine specialist to work intensely with our spine and backs during the off season.   

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    • Just like we are all fully responsible for acquiring crap from the "Woolworths The Fresh Food People" who are supporting privatised networks of men and women involved in the ongoing corruption and degradation of food, from seeds to soil, to harvest, to freezers, to warehouses, to transport and to shopping centers stacked on the shelves of "The Fresh Food People", and in every stage, from earth to what goes into the mouth, be sprayed, waxed and rubbed with nasty, toxic chemicals going on here, there and everywhere to appease a vast network of privatisation interests, keen on maintaining its stranglehold over a monopoly that can ONLY provide choice in lifeless crap, and be marketed constantly to deeply broken willed men, women and children, now completely dependent on big pharma drugs to survive the ongoing diet of eating this crap from the womb to the grave.

      This is exactly what Brad Arthur is dealing with and why the board has instigated such an intense revue to correct what is corrupting the end product that Brad Arthur is fully responsible for as coach of the community owned Parramatta Eels.  

      Always go with the BIG PICTURE and not with the Groundhog Day agenda that intentionally avoids addressing the big-picture, something that Max, Bernie, Brad Arthur and a large group of Parramatta employees, directors and executives keen on making sure that the big-picture of the Parramatta Eels is delivering the very best to Brad Arthur so that Brad can do his job of bringing ongoing success to the loyal Parramatta fans, many who are the owners of this community driven club.  

      • It's an analogy used to explain a scenario facing our club. But it's ok that your less than pea sized brain finds great difficulty processing information to expand consciousness. Staying in the dark ages keeps things safe for you bro - no need to expose your inadequacies. 

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