The Ken has caught but a whiff of some top secret information around a targeted marquee signing that will complete the core group of players that will form the future of the Pirtek Parramatta Eels. The Ken will reveal as much information surrounding the player in question as possible but for now I am sworn to secrecy.
The Ken can reveal that this player will not be playing for the Eels in 2012. If this signing comes to fruition it will be the biggest signing in recent times, if not in the history of the club. This player will be an election sweetener so no expense will be spared and he will come at the expense of some much loved crowd favourites.
Who would you have in your sights for 2013 if you were in charge ?
I'm Ken Crapper
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look mate i believe ken crapper is bert kenny, now who's bert keeny?. i say its brett kenny, ok same say it not,but i want brett kenny himself to says not him please.
i saw phil sims right, that bert kenny in security,and once was a greenkeeper, was not brett kenny that right now.
so on saying that brett kenny is ken crapper.
i want phil to say it not please.
if not ken crapper is ozzie osbourne. hes asst is who?,guys who's ozzie asst.. care taker.
think about it all.
I told you that we were going to sign a player for 2013. MY BLOG WAS RIGHT!! http://www.1eyedeel.com/forum/topics/parramatta-sign I predicted this a week ago.
I'm not Ken Crapper
Ok, so was this player in the top 4 teams for the NRL at the end of the regular season for 2011?
Does the player have an accent?
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