This year marks the 33rd year of failure by the most laughable club in the the history of the game , any embarrassing record out there and the Parramatta eels hold it .
From winning the most wooden spoons to having the longest premiership drought the Parramatta football club has it all , the best part is that the fans are as proud as punch .
We really should all thank and applaud the many people who have helped the eels become the the biggest embarrassment in league history , and a special shout out the the great Steve Sharp .
You can only imagine how many young kids over the years have been bullied at schools and playgrounds for supporting such a piss poor club , a study in 2013 showed that almost 36% of all people on anti depressants are in fact eels fans and we have seen many of these pill popping fans on this site .
The saddest thing for eels fans is that this failure will be lasting for years to come , we have a chairman who is a Bears fan and a CEO who is a die hard roosters man but the cream is the great Brad Arthur , many have said that the bush coach is a eels man through and through and that can't be disputed when you look at how he has broken 4 losing margin records in his time as coach .
No coach in history has broken 4 losing margin records in one tenure as coach , but Brad is a eels man through and through and it's only natural he should hold such a embarrassing record.
Go Parra .
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Mate and will keep supporting them no matter how painful as depressing it’s is,like all of us on this site
I live in hope
Hope is good , but ruins your life when all you do is live in hope .
Hope is all us losers have left
I was there at the ground in 1986 , I watched every grand final since 1976 . We will win another one day mmm
Yeah will we win again but I’m slowly dying,I wish they would fucking hurry up !
Sharks went without a premiership for 50 years Fong so we've got another 18 years to break their record.
No Parramatta had , western suburbs don't exist .
And that is what makes eels fans unique, they are comforted by the fact another club had a longer premiership drought.