Let's get this right.

As I will not be available to convey my wishes to all and sundry during the period of festivities I am enclosing my wishes to you all early.

This is particularly directed to our inimitable Wizard's Sleeve whom I know will appreciate the content being conveyed in this manner

I desperately want to convey seasonal greetings to everyone and without offending any human under Section 18c of the Racial Discrimination Act.
So ... Please accept, without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated, recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2017; but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that our country is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wisher.

NOTE: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at
the sole discretion of the wisher.
Name withheld (Privacy Act).

HAPPY NEW YEAR

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Replies

Hamish December 22, 2016 at 9:42am
- Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" > Hamish December 22, 2016 at 10:00am
  
  I have watched this for sometime now and still await her reaction and to shape the big "oh" with her lips.
- Uncle Wizards Sleeve indigenous elder He/Him > Hamish December 22, 2016 at 2:27pm
  
  HA HA HA I'm stealing that Hamish
Hamish December 22, 2016 at 9:46am

You only published this post in English. You are offending speakers of other languages and reinforcing the white english speaking patriarchy. Triggered!
- Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" > Hamish December 22, 2016 at 9:58am
  
  Unfortunately I have been deceived by those who mentor me in such things.
  
  As this is an English speaking country the appropriate authorities have failed to furnish the 57 translations required.
  
  This is a matter beyond my control and in keeping with current Social values is not something for which I am to be held responsible or accountable.
El patrón MDV December 22, 2016 at 10:00am

Ah shut the FCUK up Cole.you imbo
- Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" > El patrón MDV December 22, 2016 at 3:51pm
  
  Tis the season to be jolly - which is something like being gay only with a hat on.
El patrón MDV December 22, 2016 at 10:18am

Cole, Terra Nulllius is dead buried and cremated
- Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" > El patrón MDV December 22, 2016 at 4:07pm
  
  I believe you could be right Vincent.
  
  You should have seen the shock on my GF;s face when she realised I had missed.
Longfin Eel December 22, 2016 at 10:34am

This post is highly offensive to the racist and sexist communities. I think you need to make a disclaimer on that.

Have a great Christmas mate.