this bloke go to see hes Dr and Dr say to him what can I do for you
the Bloke say I got something wrong with my penis
the dr say show me
when he show the dr
Dr say out loud OHHH MY GOD VERY BAD VERY BAD MUST CUT OFF RIGHT AWAY
the poor bloke say NO NOT MY PENIS ANY THING BUT NOT MY PENIS
the dr say must do it right away
the Bloke say can I see another dr and hes dr say you can but it will be a waste off time the poor bloke says I don't care I do any thing to save my penis
so he go to see another dr and the dr say ok you got something wrong with your penis and he say yes I have
the dr say ok show me
when he does the dr say
OHHH MY GOD VERY BAD VERY VERY BAD MUST CUT OFF RIGHT AWAY
AND POOR BLOKE SAY NO NOT MY PENIS ANYTHING BUT MY PENIS
can I see another dr please the dr say I know this Indian dr he seen a lot of these he has but it will be a waste off time the bloke say I don't care I see him so he goes off to see him
and when he get there the indian dr say show me whats wrong with your penis
so he show him
and the dr say OHHH MY GOD OHHH MY GOD VERY VERY VERY BAD VERY BAD
and the poor bloke say I know you have cut it off right away I know
the dr say NO NO NO don't have to do that
WILL THE BLOKE JUMP UP AND DOWN WITH JOY YES YES YES
BOY IM GLAD I CAME TO YOU so how come you don't have to cut it off right away
the drs say it will fall off in a day or two
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Missed these - haven't seen them for a while
Haha nice one Tad...
wtf
A bloke and his pet giraffe walk into a pub and sit up at the bar. The bloke says to the barman, "I'll have a schooner for me and a schooner for my mate here".
The barman pours them both a beer.
The bloke picks up his beer and has a couple of sips. Meanwhile, his pet giraffe picks his beer up and skulls it within about 3 seconds, slams the glass on the bar and drops dead.
His owner steps over him and attempts to sneak out the door when the barman says, "Hey, you can't leave THAT lyin' there!"
The bloke responds, "It's not a lion....it's a giraffe".
Three mates were having a bad day at the races.
With one race to go, they agreed to pool their remaining money on put it on one horse. But they could not agree which horse. So to settle the argument they decided to back the horse number which represented the total of the size of their penis's size added together.
They backed number 14. Amazing it came in at 500 to 1.
While celebrating over a few beers, one of them said "just as well my penis is 7 inches long".
The other guy said "yes and just as well I have a 6 inch penis".
The third guy broke into a sweat and whispered "gee just as well I had an erection"!!
Hahaha even better Tad...
Lol.
Not one of your best Paul but still pretty good.
keep them coming - we need a blog a week bud to liven up the place and annoy the whingers.