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indecent proposal

Posted by nudger on January 26, 2018 at 6:51pm

you all know the movie right ? now ive been thinking what some guys on this site would do if made an offer  like in the movie.

now i cant afford a million bucks. but my proposal is a slab of vb and a kilo of prawns.think about it guys a day on your own  plenty of piss and a feed of prawns.hard to knock back.the only conditions are  she must be alive.not one of snakes blow ups. and you must take her back. you cant just flog her off to me.any female members can get the same deal. im open to all offers.

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  • Kramerica January 26, 2018 at 6:54pm

    Happy Australia Day Nudge!

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    • nudger > Kramerica January 26, 2018 at 7:07pm

      thanks cram . any chance you could hook me up with this babe

    • Eric The 17.78cm Eel > Kramerica January 26, 2018 at 9:53pm

      Talcum powder job.

    • fake midget pseudoachondroplasia > Kramerica January 26, 2018 at 10:56pm
      Eric get where your going, throw flour or powder and help u find the wet spot. If there super big though use sherbet powder and listen for the fizzle..
  • CarloEEL2 January 26, 2018 at 7:15pm

    I can't remember movie well , but anyone can sleep with my husband for a 100 David jones card.

    he is very good looking too 

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      • CarloEEL2 January 26, 2018 at 7:30pm

        Oh lmfao SOLD !!!

      • Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown January 26, 2018 at 7:44pm

        Baz is probably passed out somewhere with 57 aussie flags and a stuffed koala in his anus.

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