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Anyone know how to fix a DRY STOOL issue

I know we are a close knit group of eels supporters here, so thought good to ask.

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  • put something up there to mash it up, maybe even some digital penetration to break up the blockage, maybe some sort of long rod to push in and out with some type of aqua nozel, maybe even a warm milk enema.

    Do the warm milk enema and find a trampoline to create a milkshake, then bend and unload.

    • do u have any self enema help videos snake?

    • lol

      apart from Snake the other person worth consulting is Bill Slater's lawyer. If anyone can get a dried up turd out of a fix, its him.

    • funny sh*t
  • I usually wipe it with a dry cloth to actually dry it, maybe use a bit of Mr Muscle if people have spilled drinks or food on it, then just use a paper towel to dry it off. I don't know why you'd want a wet stool, it would soak through your pants.

  • i already tried dencorub

    • This is the correct tool for the job called a disimpactor.

      \uap>297999219?profile=RESIZE_1024x1024 \uap> \uap>If this tool doesnt work you will have a bowel compaction of poo and you will have to have that segment of your bowel removed like this guy who had a 30kg build up of poo. \uap>298001130?profile=original
  • Disappointed. I thought this was going to be another of those recent blogs with the scantily clad woman, but just another shit blog .
    • Poo is a seriously dirty topic
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