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Don't even let him play bush footy, just give him a job making mixes and lugging bricks all day for $50k a year and he will realise real quick how good he has it.
This has to be a joke yes?
No... we shouldn't... but we probably will - on a 7 year, $7m deal or something stupid like that.
Simple but funny. I laughed out loud.